Initially, I saw it submerged in the creek and thought I had discovered a cool gemstone. After rinsing it off in the water and noticing the cut out holes, I was able to Google it and discover what it actually was.
LaCuntessa on
Some chick laid that 🤢
Pyroelk on
What is?
Vampira309 on
ew. put it back and wash your hands 😄😄
wizzard419 on
What is the flavor?
WombatAnnihilator on
Oh.
Dang.
VisionAri_VA on
I truly wish I hadn’t Googled that.Â
60yearoldME on
Giggidy
No_Hippo2380 on
There’s got to be a story behind how that wound up there and I don’t think I want to know.
someguysomewhere81 on
You put that down, you don’t know where that egg’s been… well…
potatobreadandcider on
nickbishopondrums on
If a yoni falls in a creek, and no one’s there to find it, was Gwyneth really wrong?
LeOmeletteDuFrommage on
joybilee on
Put that down! You don’t know where it’s been! It could have Gwyneth Paltrow on it.🤢
UCFknight2016 on
Why are you holding it with your bare hands?
Gay_commie_fucker on
The pearl of somebody’s oyster
elMurpherino on
Wouldn’t a yoni egg not have holes in it? I feel like that would just be a hard to clean area, since you’d prob want it sanitized well considering where you would be sticking it. Perhaps this was from a necklace
Tad_Ekoms on
That’s not a yoni egg. It’s too small and should not have a hole in it.
Crionicstone on
She hopped too far and lost it.
UnfairConfusion7 on
I didn’t know what a Yoni egg was before this, so thank you for that
Thebiginfinity on
Before googling the term yoni egg I thought this was a cool rock with a hole in it so thanks for that I guess
Dugley2352 on
So…. you gonna find the owner and put it back?
Nixeris on
One, people are too easy grossed out. If you think this thing is sitting in moving water and is somehow still contaminated by anything other than what’s in the water, grow up.
Two, probably not a yoni egg. That’s both very small and clearly has a necklace hole drilled into it.
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Initially, I saw it submerged in the creek and thought I had discovered a cool gemstone. After rinsing it off in the water and noticing the cut out holes, I was able to Google it and discover what it actually was.
Some chick laid that 🤢
What is?
ew. put it back and wash your hands 😄😄
What is the flavor?
Oh.
Dang.
I truly wish I hadn’t Googled that.Â
Giggidy
There’s got to be a story behind how that wound up there and I don’t think I want to know.
You put that down, you don’t know where that egg’s been… well…
If a yoni falls in a creek, and no one’s there to find it, was Gwyneth really wrong?
Put that down! You don’t know where it’s been! It could have Gwyneth Paltrow on it.🤢
Why are you holding it with your bare hands?
The pearl of somebody’s oyster
Wouldn’t a yoni egg not have holes in it? I feel like that would just be a hard to clean area, since you’d prob want it sanitized well considering where you would be sticking it. Perhaps this was from a necklace
That’s not a yoni egg. It’s too small and should not have a hole in it.
She hopped too far and lost it.
I didn’t know what a Yoni egg was before this, so thank you for that
Before googling the term yoni egg I thought this was a cool rock with a hole in it so thanks for that I guess
So…. you gonna find the owner and put it back?
One, people are too easy grossed out. If you think this thing is sitting in moving water and is somehow still contaminated by anything other than what’s in the water, grow up.
Two, probably not a yoni egg. That’s both very small and clearly has a necklace hole drilled into it.
This is just a necklace.
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